comedycentral:

Sure, “scientists” have their “theories.” But we’ve got a theory of our own. Society and everything around us is all part of a prehistoric ape’s acid trip.
Click the image to watch a highlights from last night’s scientifically accurate episode of Trip Tank.

comedycentral:

Sure, “scientists” have their “theories.” But we’ve got a theory of our own. Society and everything around us is all part of a prehistoric ape’s acid trip.

Click the image to watch a highlights from last night’s scientifically accurate episode of Trip Tank.

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thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

And then we say “please stop talking about it”. Then you reply “oh shut the fuck up is not that bad”. Then we say “wait what?”

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becausefilm:

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

becausefilm:

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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darkflamesash:

edgebug:

edgebug:

Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode

PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT

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  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

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thewintersoldiersbutt:

Avengers in a nutshell: The Avengers

View more: Thor; Captain America

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thewintersoldiersbutt:

Avengers in a Nutshell: Captain America

View more: Thor

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